F. Scott FitzHiddles:
This is Sigourney...
This is my place...
Avid Linguistics Major,
Collegian Book Jockey,
Trivia Nerd, Aspiring Polyhistor
and Fantasy Author,
in viking times short hair was a symbol of servitude and slavery
Historically, no: for men to have hair below about chin-length was ergi.
Shot hair = slaves. Long hair = emasculated. Chin-length = manly and “just right”.
Hair for Viking men was SRS BIZNESS.
Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
Blasphemy has never been so great
i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window
i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls
THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS
I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.